The Misadventures of Al Gore

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 This is a side story, and is not part of the overarching plot of our series (whatever that is). This was written solely by me, A.B. Enjoy, or I'll burn you and your family inside of Satan's rectum.



5 years after 50 Shades of Black Guy and 10 years before The Ebony Gunship...



Al Gore was walking around, his urethra dangling. He was muttering the Jarl Ballin song to himself with the vain hope that his schlong would grow back. He stopped that night after 18 hours. He decided to go to a pub, and have a bit of fun. He orders a bloody mary. It was that time of the month. Then, he noticed a penis a few feet away. He recgonized it as the Slovakian penis! DUN DUN DUN!

"Your drink's ready," the barkeeper told Gore as he handed him a cup of Mary's menstrual blood. He sips it eagerly, and decides to approach the Slovakian dong. "Hey, dongerber, you castrated me. Die now?" Al Gore said. The meatus of the genitals came out, and replied, "Why don't I attach myself to you to make amends?" Al Gore agreed.

Eerie green lights came from the urethra as it violently slammed itself onto Gore's groin. Suddenly, he realized that the Slovakian penis had testicular cancer!



69 hours later.....

The First MisadventureEdit
Al Gore was heading to the hospital after a 69 hour hangover due to menstrual blood. He bounced with his penis like Tigger. He arrived to find the building closed. The scrotum shot dubstep meatus fluid to open the doors. All of the staff were engaging in an orgy. Al Gore slipped into it. After climax, he was noticed, and ran, or rather, he hopped. The Slovakian dong shot infected pubes at the horny staff, who ate the projectiles and kept chasing Gore. He hopped out the window, and fractured his left testicle somehow. He kept hopping away.



24 hours later....

The Second MisadventureEdit
Al Gore was panting and throbbing. He had lost them, and masturbated for relief. He fell asleep, and awoke to a panda in his rectum. He let it climax, and then killed it. He was hungry, so he ate its genitals. He walked around, and thought to himself, "Well, looks like I'm stuck with testicular cancer. Let's go rape some politicans." He traveled to the White House, and dangled his penis for access to the building. He raped the new president, Richard Don Gerberson. They became gay buddies. Then, Richard noticed the cancer. "YOU UGLY TUMOR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGG! KILL IT!" he screamed in a high-pitch voice. Congress had to debate the decision for a week, and then they attacked. Al Gore hopped outside, and found the erect staff from the hospital.



<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">1 year later....

The Third and Last MisadventureEdit
<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Al Gore sat down. He had been hopping for a year straight. His scrotum was infested with horny parasites, which felt kind of good on his sack. Death was approaching. The politicians and staff charged at him. He started the self-destruct  on his scrotum. They started penetrating his warm anus, when he exploded. He blew up the entire city, and 5 more around it. Everyone in the blast radius died of testicular cancer(the women grew scrotums).

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