The Secret of the Semen

4 years after Deep Rectum

It was a chilly day. Fetus-banging Jones was walking across the crater with a cute little fedora on his naked penis. "Man, something very erect must have happened here," he said to his companion, an Asian dressed as an armored chode. "Me not sure, Doctow Jonesh," he racistly replied.

The two masturbated along, and found a small puddle of semen. Groaning was heard under it. Jones pulled an ejaculating fetus out of his pocket, and placed it in the pool.

The ground clenched and relaxed like an anus. The puddle swelled, and became a slightly larger puddle! Then a lake. Jones and the Asian swam out, and saw a trapdoor that wasn't there earlier. They opened it, and dropped down into the ebony darkness.

They were in a tunnel as black as Obama. The walls were wet, and spitting salty juice at some spots. The men happily drank the liquids as they walked along. They reached a pale door. Jones swiped his penis across it, and the semen on the door dripped off. It was actually purple. Jones poked it with his sphincter, and it vibrated. The door spurted open, and the duo walked into a room as ebony as John Wayne Gacy.

There were glowing dildos hanging from the ceiling, dribbling liquids onto anything below them. Some had semen, some menstual blood, and some a combo of both.

It all collected in a bowl in the center of the room. The men slurped up some of the sauce. "That tastes great!" Jones commneted. "Let's add to the mix!" Jones lubricated his penis with the blood and seed, and then viciously stroked. He ejaculated in a minute. The bowl spun around and around. A drain appeared in the middle of it, looking sexual. The men received instant boners, and jumped in. The gaping drain swallowed them up.

They landed in a dark room. Jones walked around, feeling the environment with his penis. He felt something soft and fleshy. His penis growled. "My penis only growls at chodes!" Jones exclaimed. "IT'S AN ARMY OF CHODES!" Suddenly, penises were flying everywhere. The Asian's armor kept him safe, but Jones was drenched with semen. He jumped into the Asian's armor, and the two ran. They found an anus on the wall. It splattered them with fecal matter. They slurped it up, and jumped into the anus. They slid down a slippery tube for ten minutes.

They dropped down into the last room. It was dimly lit by the severed genitals of children hanging on the walls. There was an altar in the center of the room with something on it.

The Golden Dildo.

Suddenly, Jones was knocked unconscious by the Asian.

He awoke to see the Asian violently ramming the dildo up his anal canal. He had taken his helmet off, and revealed his identity. He was Erect Buddha.

The altar now held Jones' castrated genitals. He rushed for them, gluing them back on with his saliva. A rumbling was heard. A golden penis crushed Jones, sexily killing him. Buddha looked up to see Aladdin, now a Super Erect Saiyan.

Buddha used the dildo's moist powers to climb up the tube, dash through the chodes, swim through the bloody semen, and burst out of the entrance. He didn't see Aladdin. "That's goo-"

Aladdin came bursting out of the ground with a mighty, erect explosion. He stuck his penis deep into Buddha, penetrating his pancreas. Buddha grunted with pleasure. After the intercourse, Aladdin asked Buddha, "WHERE IS MY EBONY!?!?!?!??!!??!!?!!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????????????????????!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Buddha replied, "I only have a dildo! I don't know of this ebony! Spare me!"

"Really? Different guy, I guess. Well, you still raided the temple. I have to punish you somehow. How about this?" Aladdin said as he jammed his dong in Erect Buddha, and jizzed him out into space. He waved goodbye.

THE END

Should I go back to caps and improper grammar? RLY? WEL, FCUK U!@##@@