Fifty Shades of Black Guy

I've abandoned all hope of finding this.

R.I.P. 50OBG.

Highlights of the tale that I can remember: Al Gore is castrated, George R. R. Martin has intercourse with E. L. James, Hideo Kojima, Badem Kektic, and impregnation of the entire universe (it was either George R. R. Martin's castrated dong or Jizzus).