The Ebony Gunship

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 Satan sat in his flaming room of death, staring at a picture of morgan freeman. He felt a rushing sensation is his hot man-rod and began to fap. He shot his power load all over Morgan Freeman. "Wow! This is great, but gee, I wish I could penetrate his anus." This gave him an idea...

He commanded his Satanic Pubes to build him an Ebony Gunship (the title!). They put the souls of virgins, pornstars, the Grinch's penis, and many others into it. It was the SS Anti-Jizzus, the ultimate Ebony Gunship. The pubes and Satan aroused themselves, and rode for Freeman's anus.

Meanwhile, Morgan was sitting in his study, stroking his penis. He looked out his window for no apparent reason, and saw the Ebony Gunship approaching him. He began panicking, but then calmed down due to orgasm. The Ebony Gunship crashed through his house. "PREPARE YOUR ANUS!" said Satan, with an underlying sexual tone...

Freeman's godly anus pulsed with purple light. It wanted to penetrate another. The Ebony Gunship fired all of its thrusters and cannons. Sadly, Morgan's anus took a dump on all of the sperm shots. The view was blocked. The pubes piloting the ship crashed, and tried to think of another strategy. Satan said to them, "I will shave you if you fail me again! THINK OF A BETTER PLAN!"

The pubes grabbed the net behind them and held it using some "glue". The threw Satan onto Freeman. His foreskin grinded against the ridges of his anus,stretching it wide. Freeman was stuck between pleasure and pain. Satan's eyes rolled up as he felt he small drips of semen being emitted from his urethra. He thrusted and thrusted, until his testicles shot semen into his penis, which then shot through freeman, with such a force it moved his organs aside and leaked out of his mouth.

It was too much for poor Morgan. Luckily, his anus lived. It started a great journey to get back its virginity. Supposedly, the code of Redtube could bring it back. The anus had to be raped a bit to convince the servers to aloow its entrance. It entered and saw a vast expanse of sand, with little drops of semen here and there.

There was then a loud rumble. " I AM KRYSTAL, PORNOGRAPHY STAR OF TIME" In order to pass, the anus had to milk it's own anal gland, and then tear it out and feed it to Steve Jobs' Corpse. He did it, and then Krystal, porn star of time, let him pass. He gasped as he saw what stood before him...

An even bigger desert, lol. "COME ON!" it yelled, and then laughed. "Cum on, loolz." It hopped along and found the altar of Kate Upton. "Oh, godly anus, you must complete 3987597847658645744657678675 tasks for my mighty breasts to give back your virginity. Firstly, burn the rectums of Japanese orphans on Jupiter."

The anus shot out a load of turds, which shot him up to Jupiter. He saw many little Japanese children, with no parents. One came up to him and whispered in his ear: "BALGRUUF, OH BALGRUUF." He pulled out the Greatsword Penis bestowed upon him by Krystal and decapitated the orphans. He then felt strange. He realized he was being transformed into...Not a Super Saiyan....but a SUPER SLOVENIAN!

He set the rectums aflame with his hot semen. He went back to Upton and her magnificent breasts. "You must hide 65868568609560965806598609906596565908658650965865098659569685986509685095689065809906896585968650986597949878067987609867098679657807589765769780976580799768078765989876076809765658 bodies in your glands without grunting." The anus nodded and accepted the trial. It took 500 years, and the anus lost 4 liters of blood, but it was done. Kate said, "Now, excrete it all." That process took another 500 years, and the anus lost another 4 liters of blood, but it was accomplished.

He journeyed onward to RedTube, but began passing out of blood loss. He woke up, and saw who had healed him...

None other than Jizzus himself. "I know what happened to you. I need your help to stop Satan." The anus had made his decision...

They traveled down into the bowels of Hell, and the bowels of Satan. The Lord of Evil was masturbating, and didn't notice them. They stole the Ebony Gunship and shaved Satan's Genitals. "MY EVIL DONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!" he exclaimed. The duo used the pubes as a shield for the vessel. They traveled back into Redtube. Kate Upton was nomming on her nipples when the now renamed SS DONGERBER attacked her. Her breasts bounced around everywhere and dragged Upton to the ground. "I yield!" she yelled, but the anus wanted its virginity back. So it took hers. The Gunship's climax was so incredible, that it combusted and could never be used again. The anus was a virgin once more. Then, Jizzus revealed himself as Satan! "Did you really think I couldn't stop you!? Slovakians maybe, but not you! Time to lose your virginity again! MUHUAHUAHUAHUA!!!!" Satan yelled as he killed Morgan's anus with his gargantuan penis. TEH EDN

To be continued in "Aladdin and the Anus of Glory (holes)"